"Do you know that you are the last person I will have ever met who I will not lie to?"

"Do you want me to say something obscene? Yoi ma i fa ha. D'lal ad na amginck tai."

"We're going to go down in history as chumps, you and I, and we have no way of knowing why"

"What always amazes me is that the future will look back to this time and find it exactly as barbaric."

"And by this time the neighbors are awake and I see them in their windows, they're looking at me and my boyfriend hopping around naked in the moonlight with a fox and a narmont."

"Oigula."

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